Far be it from us to demonstrate the unmitigated gall to presume to update one of King Solomon’s Proverbs – oh, what the heck, we’ll go ahead and do it. The problem is not that his ideas are outdated but rather that language has changed so much, and the attention span of the average American has regressed to that of a fruit fly, that we’re afraid some of the good king’s wisdom isn’t getting through any more. Like it or not, the message has been obfuscated by language.
So here we go. King Solomon’s New and Improved Proverb #1. We call this one, “You get what you pay for.”